twidle my asshole hairs

This is when you use a twiser to remove your asshole hairs.
im gonna twidle my asshole hairs
by ladybird234 February 27, 2024
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butt-asshole

A butt-ass which has a hole. The same as ass-butthole.
Smelly butt-asshole!
by Esa4 June 15, 2021
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Mythical asshole

The act of an individual being an asshole- but it's difficult to prove or to provide proof. He said she said situations usually constitute one as a mythical asshole. Typically this phrasing is acknowledge with x-husbands, shitty boyfriends & narcissistic bosses.
I couldn't get through to Troy during our conversation- I don't know why, but he was being a complete mythical asshole.
by Nerdymama August 08, 2015
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by aunusedhandle May 03, 2022
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Licking your asshole

Being very close to someone else, whether in a game or physically.
“You are winning by so much, no one’s even licking your asshole.”
by Tini 7219 September 16, 2023
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Massive Asshole

Someone who really sticks out in the crowd (probably the worst? Massive?) for doing crappy things, and mostly pissing everyone off.
My buddy George has been sick for two days because of his "Massive Asshole" boss.
by nicemeister April 07, 2022
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Asshole melter

The steamiest, hottest, most painful shit that causes your asshole to burn for a few minutes after
“Bro my ass is so sore
“What the hell happend?!”
“I just had an Asshole Melter
by CuppaDoe June 13, 2024
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