Person #1: Is your friends with benefits an icebreaker or an indicator?
Person #2: Indicator. Sirens started blaring in my head when he put my check in the toilet. Flushing money down the drain.
Person #2: Indicator. Sirens started blaring in my head when he put my check in the toilet. Flushing money down the drain.
by guesswhatme&lancehaveincommon March 3, 2018
Get the friends with benefits mug.A friend who used to swear they're your bestie then one day ditches you at the drop of a hat to hang out with a completely new group who ironically become the entire world to them.
They will then act like you're an annoyance when you want to see them, but if they run into you, act like you're their long lost love and swear how you need to do more together. It never happens.
They will then act like you're an annoyance when you want to see them, but if they run into you, act like you're their long lost love and swear how you need to do more together. It never happens.
Girl 1: I just don't understand, last week she wanted to see me every day and now she's posting 500 pictures of herself and those other girls and won't talk to me
Girl 2: Forget her; she's a flea friend - bouncing from body to body.
Girl 2: Forget her; she's a flea friend - bouncing from body to body.
by HHalftone July 1, 2014
Get the Flea Friend mug.A solid guest who appears frequently on a broadcast news or talk show may receive the designation 'friend of the show' after multiple appearances.
The comedian appeared so frequently on Late Night that host Seth Meyers finally gave in and declared him a 'friend of the show'. // MSNBC host Mika Brzezinski dubbed the reporter a 'friend of the show' after her third appearance in a month on Morning Joe.
by ratfinx June 10, 2021
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Get the Friend Zone mug.Someone who
-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.
-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.
-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.
-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.
-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.
-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.
-might even be insane.
-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.
-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.
-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.
-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.
-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.
-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.
-might even be insane.
by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017
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You receive a friend request from someone you have never heard of from another state but you have 6 friends in common. They're likely a friend worm
This person trolls through peoples' friend lists getting added by anyone they can find to access as many friend lists as they can.
You receive a friend request from someone you have never heard of from another state but you have 6 friends in common. They're likely a friend worm
This person trolls through peoples' friend lists getting added by anyone they can find to access as many friend lists as they can.
You got 2,000 friends but you don't know anybody, dude. You're just friend worming everybody, asshat.
by sdsongster July 29, 2011
Get the friend worm mug.when you have a friend that you are just talking to because you have no one else in that class.
signs you have one:
1: you don't talk to them if you have another friend
2: if they have another friend near them, they won't talk to you. this means your replacement friend relationship is mutual. this is good for when you are going to ditch them next year.
3: you don't think their jokes are funny, and you have to fake laugh
4: you act different for them
5: they don't know you well or maybe they know every aspect about you since they are just someone you can rant to without worrying about them spreading it.
rules:
1: can't hang out with them outside of school
2: don't hang out with them if you have friends in that class
3: NEVER choose them over your friend for partners
signs you have one:
1: you don't talk to them if you have another friend
2: if they have another friend near them, they won't talk to you. this means your replacement friend relationship is mutual. this is good for when you are going to ditch them next year.
3: you don't think their jokes are funny, and you have to fake laugh
4: you act different for them
5: they don't know you well or maybe they know every aspect about you since they are just someone you can rant to without worrying about them spreading it.
rules:
1: can't hang out with them outside of school
2: don't hang out with them if you have friends in that class
3: NEVER choose them over your friend for partners
p1: aren't you hanging out with her today?
p2: no man, she's my replacement friend. come on, let's go
p2: no man, she's my replacement friend. come on, let's go
by checkitboys1 February 6, 2019
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