yo mama

yo mama so fat that she had to get baptized at sea world.
yo mama so fat she uses a mattress as a tampon.
yo mama so ugly when Mike Tyson punched her she got 10 times prettier.

Sorry, I shouldn't really talk about yo mama like that, I don't even know the man.

yo mama so fat she plays pool with the planets

by it's cripton bitch February 13, 2019

Yo mama

If someone attempts to roast you, they say this.

Me: You be stupid
You: Yo mama is stupid
Me: bro

by P3NCIL February 15, 2019

National kiss yo girl for 10 seconds

Every Wednesday you have to kiss yo girl for ten seconds

National kiss yo girl for 10 seconds

by Jpdk nigga May 30, 2018

Yo Mama

a joke that young individuals say to insult other kids. Usually funny in a dirty or joking way.

Jimmy: Yo mama's just like a shotgun! ONE COCK AND SHES READY TO BLOW!!
John: Yo mama's just like marijuana! EVERYONE DOES HER BUT NOONE ADMITS IT

by Yo N-word RAPEY May 31, 2018

fco yo

Fco yo: shorting fuck you but in a way that's simplified.

"Fco yo asshole!"

by Papi Stalin May 31, 2018

Yuk yuk yo

A term for a redneck or hick

Jo bob is a yuk yuk yo

by Yehaw123 June 2, 2018

Yo

When you can't say yes or no. "Nes" would be too much "yes" but yo has the perfect balance for uncertainty.

Do you like pineapple on pizza? Yo.

by scarletmay13 June 3, 2018