Fake Friend

Someone who

-viciously spreads rumors behind your back but pretends to be your friend.

-tells you that they will always be there for you, yet in reality are never.

-only talks about themselves and their own petty self inflicted dramas.

-constantly verbally beats you down while pretending that by pointing out your flaws they are doing you a favor.

-will do anything to try to be cool , even if it means insulting you and others in the process.

-only needs a shoulder to cry on and doesn't care about you.

-might even be insane.

Wow, just now realizing that all I have in my life are fake friends.

by Pseudonym name December 15, 2017

Best Friend

a best friend is someone who you checkout booty pics with at 3 a.m.

sheriff was mohamed's best friend

by marmotta March 24, 2017

friends with benefits

either an icebreaker or an indicator for a future romantic relationship

Person #1: Is your friends with benefits an icebreaker or an indicator?
Person #2: Indicator. Sirens started blaring in my head when he put my check in the toilet. Flushing money down the drain.

by guesswhatme&lancehaveincommon March 3, 2018

friend-shaming

Act of using friendship to shame another person.

Simon says to his friends, "Let's get ramen." Vincent was not spoken to but he wants to go with Simon. Vincent friend-shames Simon by saying, "I thought you were my friend!" Vincent is friend-shaming Simon.

by lovemush July 17, 2017

Best friend

The person u love so much that you end up hating their guts

why do you always do that best friend?

by Liana and Alexa 04210922 March 15, 2017

friend whore

a person (usually girl) who hops between "bestfriends"

It's so fucking annoying when Lilly is being a friend whore. Like why is she so fake, like pick one bestfriend.

by jh2bkcg September 11, 2016

friend with penalties

A member of the opposite sex, that you know because they make it clear they have been in love with you since you met. You refuse their romantic gestures almost coldheartedly, and struggle to keep them at an arm's length, but safely within the friend zone, because they have some value or benefit for you. Unknowingly, they constantly attempt to make their affections for you more clear sand present them to you in painful obvious ways. Only to be rejected, repeatedly. You have "penalties" like, you refrain from casual hugs, or physical contacts, emotional outbursts or gratitude, for fear they might see it as a positive thing! Some form of an advance on your part, so you have to monitor your standard behavior when around them.

Oh, ya... That's nobody sexual, just my friend with penalties *name* and it's NOT like that!! For real, don't play around, and catch me a stalker!

by LadyWurdz July 21, 2016