Ninja Webbing

The use of a dark garb and quite feet to jump from place to place on the world wide interconnected web without the notice of other jews / beaners

"ahhh i see u have perfected the fine art of ninja webbing, congradulations"

by Andrew M to the SHAWN June 11, 2008

ninja turtle

when a turd gets past the grip undetected until too lake

After a ninja turtle interrupted my date , I waddled home ,threw my pants in the trash and cried in the shower for the rest of the day .....I'm certain she smelled it .

by Fiddlegrits December 4, 2022

techno-ninja-mommas

noun. Saavy customer support personnel that usually work from home and for the most part are PT Moms that have become unbelievably bored at home and wish to join the workplace, but still have kids to shuttle back and forth. As a result, they are working part time usually in customer support that allows them to coordinate their hours between child issues

Man, the techno-ninja-mommas gave me fine support,probably because they don't have to deal with their kids for that one moment and are talking to an adult for the first time today. Not to mention they were probably in their pajamas

by PDGreen March 25, 2008

ninja

N.national
I.intelegents
N.na
J.just
A.assholes

rick is a real ninja

by dfgffi;sdfisfdishgeorfeiohaeir January 5, 2010

Ninja

A blue-haired salty gamer from Twitch that'll only be nice to you if you're a kid or another Twitch streamer. The man's not even nice to his own wife and becomes toxic is a season skirmish. Most of his videos on Twitch/Youtube consist of him getting high-kill games and being nice. But be careful. He sometimes can't control what he says and becomes toxic to his own friends. He's usually a nice person but off-camera he's just another Jake/Logan Paul. He's also rich AF and spends his money on nothing.

"Ninja has ligma and he's overrated like Fortnite."

by seeseesnowboard October 24, 2018

Stall Ninja

Someone sitting in the stall next to you whom you never hear until the toilet flushes, the sink goes off or just the bathroom door open and close.

Jim heard what I said about him in the bathroom; damn he must be a stall ninja!

by bigmanproductions September 3, 2013

Lyrical ninja

Man im a lyrical ninja iller dan ill urban adiction iri got me packin ammos knock yout wida speen sign info overload flo like a sylable slingin single singer wit wings comin out wit the heavy shit hack th flo stick a clown in th dome yo shank to th merk ile make yo drink terps where yo stood take yo of yo goods an give yo what yo heard flafamdam in th hood wipe out all da imbreds did yo not hear what i said

Ile knock yo out wit a blunt shank
Ile cunt yo wit a blunt instroment
Bang bang bang its th same routine take me down realize i aint cleen but ma rep gets bigger than charlie sheen beat smak yo momas on crack receive teeth ejectin beats me i boss slim shady like he 3 feet lyrical ninja like canibus th rapper

by Step lupid March 26, 2021