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The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.
“Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”
by joshuatrees21 April 14, 2023
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Xbox Party Rules

Rules of being in an xbox party.
1.) Don’t join if your on the phone
2.) Don’t ear hustle for longer than 30 mins
3.) If you aren’t playing the game as others, don’t join.
Bro read the xbox party rules before you come back.
by Pantssquare bobsponge August 3, 2019
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Rule 8424-B

There is a rule for almost every number from 1 to 1000 on the Urban Dictionary, most rules for each number being completely different.
Person 1: "Dude have you seen rule 87 on urban dictionary?"
Person 2: "Rule 8424-B"
Person 2: " Which completely different definition for this number do you want?"
Person 1: "The third one."
by H4ZZ4_ March 10, 2020
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3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.
My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.
by maximgaren July 11, 2020
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5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.
Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
by notsoslick January 7, 2019
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Two week rule

The two week rule was used by Jennifer Aniston and Brad Pitt when they were together. It means that they must see each other every two weeks no matter what. Larries believe that Harry styles and Louis Tomlinson also use this rule as their tour dates and other events leave room for it.
Louis: oi oi babe I’ll see you in two weeks ya know what I mean

Harry: Of course Lou the two week rule I know
by Larrystylinson28/09/13 February 19, 2021
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Twelve Hour Rule

When you have finally reached the point in life where you can eat things after multiple hours and only feel slightly like a gross ass bitch.
Dylan used the twelve hour rule with his ramen.
by Dylan'sKeeper September 1, 2016
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