I was getting the best head the other day, but my partner hates swallowing my load, so when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and gave him/her a runny egg
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Get the Piss Eggs mug.An initiation rite for a (usually highly exclusive) collegiate men's sports club or society, in which the existing members of the club do not shower for a week, then harvest the smegma from thier genitals and deposit it on a hardboiled egg for the initiate to consume.
To get accepted into the "Toff Society and Fox Hunt Club" at Oxbridge, one had to partake in a game of Smeggy Egg.
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Get the Pickling Eggs mug.Hood nigga: Uhhh can i get a general chicken with uhhh... An egg roll?
Hood Chinese Restaurant Employee: It come wih egg wuh, it come wih egg wuh, okay okay.
Hood nigga: What?
Hood Chinese Restaurant Employee: It come wih egg wuh, it come wih egg wuh.
Hood Chinese Restaurant Employee: It come wih egg wuh, it come wih egg wuh, okay okay.
Hood nigga: What?
Hood Chinese Restaurant Employee: It come wih egg wuh, it come wih egg wuh.
by Loffu January 12, 2024
Get the egg wuh mug.A freakish tradition in china where people will collect eggs from chickens, and boil them in the urine of young males. It is said that the younger the boy, the better the taste.
Forget being all sciencey and formal, what the fuck is up with china? Are they all nonces over there?
Forget being all sciencey and formal, what the fuck is up with china? Are they all nonces over there?
Chinaman 1: oh yes we are having virgin boy eggs later! Praise Xi Jinping!
Chinaman2: praise the CCP!
Chinaman2: praise the CCP!
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