Climb a Tree

To climb a tree is an act of getting with a tall woman

“Yo bro look at that girl over there she’s like 6’1”

I’ve always wanted to climb a tree

by Slidin4Kushina November 29, 2023

Glory Tree

When a person hollows out the inside of a tree, and then proceeds to put their erect penis through a hole, in the hopes that a passerby gives them a good time

“Dude, did you hear about Jessica getting Glory Tree’d?”

by GloryTreeMan April 5, 2022

Rustwood Tree

A large, sturdy tree that grows only on mountains and thrives near bodies of water. Its leaves have magical properties that when smoked reveal the meaning of life.

Person #1: "Dude, that's got to be the biggest and coolest tree I've ever seen."
Person #2: "That's a Rustwood Tree, let's smoke the leaves and be super wise!!"

by ohbeejuankaknowbee April 6, 2011

tree bopper

a white male with a large right arm a loves playing with his trunk

you’re a true tree bopper

by Hoy Boy February 7, 2018

bending tree

When you bend over a paralyzed girl and cum in her ass.

Me and Diane did a bending tree last night in bed.

by The Real Zoe Smith February 27, 2017

Tree-Hard

A person who tries really hard. Same meaning as a "try-hard" but pronouncing it in a different manor. Often used in online games or real life situations.

Phil is a tree-hard at getting girls and he still cant get a girlfriend.

That kid with the UMP is such a tree-hard.

by Jp Bby October 18, 2010

tree fiddy

$133,556,798,766,532,246,789,752

“looking at my beautiful eyes, how much would you say they’re worth” “tree fiddy” “$133556798766532246789752??? cool so you can have them just gimme the money first”

by pretty eyes December 10, 2022