Person 1: oh I forgot to shave my legs last week
Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs
Person 2: guess your legs are as long and thick as pubic hair
Person 1: oh no I got pubic legs
by anonymous January 16, 2022

by Vectorzip August 21, 2017

by totally not sara June 18, 2022

by fewuhncuehf March 23, 2021

When someone or something is utterly useless in modern society because they have unnecessary input or attributes.
by brasswings April 3, 2015

When a person places a leg in front of their other leg for a photo in order to attract attention to their shape on a night out and for the gram.
by Archerboy123 November 14, 2021

A dog's legs when a dog is about to be handled when the dog is at a resting position, this is likely due to the fact that the shortening of limbs is associated with protection and harm-prevention, like when a human crouches and protects their body from impact by covering their front side with their knees and their elbows in a crouching position.
I saw that canine clamp legs again, always ticks me off wondering how in the world that dawg gone do in the hou, always clamping, always timid to show its pride, dang, that canine clamp legs really got me to wonder how he in that position anyway.
by Urbane and Dictive October 19, 2022
