blonde hair don't care

A sad excuse for girls who bleach their hair blonde and want to brag about it on instagram. These girls usually have short hair and are jealous of the girls that are part of Long Hair Don't Care, a real thing. Real blondes who were born that way don't use this term, as it usually turns out to be degrading to them because most the girls who do use it are skanks.

No make-up!!! Blonde hair don't care #nomakeup #selfiesunday #blondehairdon'tcare

by rawrsaster August 31, 2013

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pimpin like the hair on marge simpson

way past big pimpin', the highest level of pimpin you can attain.

"those are some fuckin comb rims you got on that ride"
"hell yeah, gold 22s you know how i roll. these things are pimpin like the hair on marge simpson"

by michael achuta January 9, 2008

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a wild hair up my butt

A sarcastic way of saying/admitting that you made a mistake, or did something stupid/ irresponsible.

Homeowner: "I didn't ask for that! I'm not paying for it!"
Carpenter: "I'm sorry mam, i thought it would be a nice touch. Guess I had a wild hair up my butt on that!"

by talk2me-JCH2 April 17, 2021

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Beaten like a red haired stepchild

Sorry, my example was grammatically incorrect. This is how it should have been written:

Gaz just beat Sean like a red haired stepchild

by One Eyed Milkman April 30, 2004

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random hot dark haired chick

The hot dark haired chick in the office who walks by all the time, but you have no idea what her job description is.

Damn Bob, did you catch the random hot dark haired chick?

by Sir Dent November 13, 2009

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Anti Pubic Hair Society (APHS)

The Anti Pubic Hair Society (APHS)is a rapidly growing group of radical people who do not like pubic hair. The group was initially set up in 2006 as a prank on myspace and on facebook in 2007 (it can be can be found on both using the search terms "anti pubic hair society") this rapidly expanding group regularly discuss various pubic hair related topics from methods of hair removal to types of hair styling and includes celebrities from the theatre world and music industry. Sharing photos and videos is common among members.

Anti Pubic Hair Society (APHS)
"there is nothing worse than getting a mouth full of pubes stuck in your teeth"

by SamClare January 5, 2009

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