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umm hi

when ur shy bro lol

only girls can be shy dumbass
Umm Hi.
by someone else thats not u fan October 13, 2021
mugGet the umm himug.

Hi

Something you say when you don’t know what else to say
Friend: hey bro

Me: slowly types

Me: hi

Me: *nervous sweating*

Friend:

Me: 👋

Friend: *blocks me*
by Nestea 123 July 29, 2020
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But is his cock fat though?

Hym "But is his cock fat though? It either is or it isn't. You're being evasive and it lends credence to the claim that it's fat cocks. There's an inverse correlation between height and fat-cock so he WOULD, in fact, have an unfair advantage finding partners and it would explain the confidence BECAUSE you're selecting for fat-cock. You list every preferentially selected for trait... Except 1... And then generate a fairytale where the core message is 'Well it isn't the fat-cock but it's the magical pixie on his shoulder' and the viewer sits there and thinks 'Oh! Well it makes so much sense! I don't need fat-cock! I just need to find one of these magic pixies!' And reality shifts further away from truth and inch deeper and deeper into pretend land."
by Hym Iam October 20, 2023
mugGet the But is his cock fat though?mug.

hi

hi
hi
by anonymous January 19, 2022
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Hi

You’ve probably looked up something really bad on here and then typed in ‘Hi’ to cover it up because someone just walked in.
*someone comes into room*
*changes search to hi to pretend you were searching hi*
by RandomWriter. August 8, 2021
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hi

hi
by anonymous May 8, 2022
mugGet the himug.

Hi

Hshsh hi
by #butterflyman November 21, 2021
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