Bank a Fart

When you hold in a fart, just to save the fart for a later time at a greater strength.

“I was at work the other day In a meeting, so I decided to bank a fart for later.”

by Biscuit12 December 8, 2019

protiene fart

smelly air poop

i hads big protiene fart

by derpproteinfart June 6, 2019

Farting jellyfish

The unfortunate side effect of spending time in a body of water (such as a pool or bath) after being on the receiving end of anal sex.

I went for a swim after getting bummed by several flamboyant gentlemen and to my astonishment I found I kept farting jellyfish.

by Jellyfish Duke September 10, 2019

Fart Particle

Fart particle, sometimes shortened to farticle, is a derogatory and reference term used towards another person. It usually is descriptive in terms of a rectal emitted blow off speck from a solid or the physical manifestation of a horrific gaseous emission. You don't want to own these and want to be as far away from them or their owners as possible.

Get away from me, leave me alone you fart particle.

by jagerhall May 25, 2018

fart text

The act of recording one's fart on a smart phone via the record audio icon in the text field, then texting it to an individual or a group for playback.

"Damn Jim! That was a nasty sounding fart text you sent!"

by Silly Games December 27, 2017

Ant Fart

A major incident or issue that has occurred, but you forgot to mention to someone important that should have been informed.

Umm, Mary and I got married last week. Sorry for the Ant Fart

by Ant Farter January 28, 2020

Fart Smoker

Someone who puckers up to a butthole and inhales the contents of the fart.

Yeah, Uriah why don't you come over here and smoke this fart you dirty fart smoker

by Gamache2 April 13, 2020