David

A very cool man. Usually very Hot. He can be smart. He is a good friend, and could be yours for 5.99 a month. Because they are too cool.

You- Davids are very hot
Your Friend- I know if I were gay, I would date him.

by Bravoss November 29, 2021

David

A potato disguised as a human.

David got so baked last night. Wrapped in tin foil with some butter. Was great.

by TickleMonsterTeehee November 22, 2021

DAVID

A KERSHNER

THAT DAVID IS BEING A DAVID AGAIN

by thekershnerofallkershners February 03, 2023

David

The Best,Very Handsome man in the world

Oooh thats David sign my autograph
Oooooh thats David he never caps
Ooooh thats David he can take my Girlfriend

by Godhand.Kuma February 19, 2021

david

someone who wants ice cream from his dad, and loses his ball, and runs on the road, and a car hits him, and his name is david, david, his name is david

MY NAME IS DAVID, DAD I WANT SOME ICE CREAM, DAVID, THAT IS MY NAME, DAVID, I WANT ANOTHER, DAVID, WHERE IS MY BALL? I'M RUNNING OUT ON THE ROAD. THERE IS A CAR, AND IT IS GOING TO HIT ME AHHHH

by Ꭼdwin March 27, 2025

David

He is a jackass who likes anal and like uwu bitch. He also watches step mom porn. He is the biggest pussy you will ever meet.

David: I love my gf
"breaks up with her"
David: She wouldn't fuck me in my ass saying uwu

by iclicrikatlttktduii October 28, 2022

David

A person that gets placed in gold 3 in league of legends, but gets to gold 5 after 400 games. Typically a person that likes to waste time on video games and stalk girls on instagram.

"I've been losing a lot in league, I sure hope I don't pull a David."
"Don't be a David."

by TheMeanGreens October 12, 2018