1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
by tirtle July 9, 2018

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 29, 2025

A boy who thinks he knows his own sexuality, but in reality the most sus person you will ever meet. David has a fantasy about getting fucked by Armit Arlert in titan form.
by Donyea January 1, 2020

A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.
by BJTEUCSUJGUHKPPKUTV September 14, 2022

David is someone who never texts his gf even tho she’s sad and lonely. He never sends her pictures or anything to make her happy, he never post her or tries to show her off in any way possible . He’s following other bitches and thinks that’s not hurting her feelings. :)
David needs his dick sucked
by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021

by goosebumpsss November 21, 2021
