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Alan David Schlong

1980s radio reporter who covered baseball for unhead station in New Jersey. Giant microphone reminiscent of horse's dick.
Oh, no, here comes Alan David Schlong with that giant microphone, what a schmutz.
by tirtle July 9, 2018
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David

A boy who thinks he knows his own sexuality, but in reality the most sus person you will ever meet. David has a fantasy about getting fucked by Armit Arlert in titan form.
by Donyea January 1, 2020
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David

A person who would sell out his friends for a girl. He would give money to a girl he never met rather than a homie.
Bart: Look that simp David
by BJTEUCSUJGUHKPPKUTV September 14, 2022
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David

David is someone who never texts his gf even tho she’s sad and lonely. He never sends her pictures or anything to make her happy, he never post her or tries to show her off in any way possible . He’s following other bitches and thinks that’s not hurting her feelings. :)
David needs his dick sucked
by David belongs to nessa November 23, 2021
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David

David: A bitch ass character mofo who sucks at Dead by Daylight and never uses the right perks
Marc: THIS FUCKING DAVID FORGOT TO BRING BORROWED TIME AGAIN!!
by goosebumpsss November 21, 2021
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David

Hey, you know David?
Yeah that gay dude-
by Smalltittiegirl November 22, 2021
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