Midlands Technical College

Otherwise Known as MIT: Midlands Institute of Technology.

Everyone knows the real MIT is in Columbia South Carolina: Midlands Technical College

by Bigboy335 July 16, 2021

College Enema

The action of "Butt Chugging" NyQuil

At the party they were doing the good old College Enema

by DigitizedCitrus #9186 July 21, 2019

College Soup

A bowl of water with ice in it.

College Student 1: What are you going to have for lunch?
College Student 2: I'm going to have college soup; it's all I can afford.

by AdeptMusician November 17, 2022

college insomnia

When you suffer of sleepless nights due to the fact of your sleepless college study nights

Now that's summer ibcant sleep because of my college insomnia

by joemannssmen June 18, 2016

college

hell...... simple and to the point. The amount of sleep on a daily basis is the bare minimum, the food they serve is shitty, I have $20 in my bank account, and when it is all over..... I'll be paying off these shitty loans for the rest of my life.

Friend: Hey can you take my shift at the movie theater tomorrow?
Me: Sorry I can't im going to college, literal hell.

by PleaseEndThis February 16, 2022

Wendell krinn techincal high and the college

This school is full of a bunch of fags, you have some smart people most are redneck gay fags. If you go here your surrounded by a bunch of emo's this school is the worst of all

you goto Wendell krinn techincal high and the college where all the gays are die

by tristian mosberg April 29, 2022

Community College Intellectual

A person who has taken 100 level classes at the local junior college in philosophy, psychology, and literature and pretends to be an intellectual by sprinkling obscure references in everyday speech. Somehow a reference to Kierkegaard will suddenly show up when deciding which toppings should go on a pizza. Or some reference they heard from the show Big Bang Theory, without citing the source, about Schrödinger's cat will pop up because they think it will impress everyone.

"If John is so smart, why does he work as a dishwasher at Shakey's"

"Don't be fooled, John is a Community College Intellectual with an inferiority complex."

by artist1955 November 18, 2022