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David

Your korean looking friend who completely defies any asian stereotype
"I love David, but he sucks at math and videogames"
by Ricardo Reis June 3, 2018
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David/Ethan

A man who can be assumed to have a big dick, may be known as Pen-10, likely to have lots of friends. David is the kind of person that you meet and see him breathing air. Ethan would be, in this case, the legal name, with David being the name he goes by around people of the same age. David breathes air better than you, waits faster than you, builds muscle better than you, and is all around superior. If you see a wild David/Ethan, please say hello and begin following his every order for your own safety.
Person 1: "Did you see David over there?"
Person 2: "I did. What about him?"
Person 1: "I hear he has a big dick."
Person 3: "He is a rare breed. For our own safety, let us go worship him."

-Person 1, Person 2, Person 3, all leave to go worship David/Ethan-
by david is me February 24, 2022
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David

1. A man who looks like a turtle and acts like a dumbass.
2. Big asf but acts like a pussy and will snitch on people especially if their name is Damion.
3. Claims to talk to hella bitches.
1. Did u see that turtle,he’s such a David.
2. David took my bitches. 😔😔
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David

You can tell someone is a David because they have a HUGE DICK (20 inches long)
David is so hot, he probably gets all the guys at school
by Hottie_man November 18, 2022
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John David Talley

John David Talley is the sweetest person you will ever meet. He loves the Lord and will always pray for those he loves. He LOVES food and naps. He loves to cuddle but mostly so he can receive tickles. His obsession is videos games and spends quite a long time playing them. He is extremely sexy even though he doesn’t see it for himself. If you find a man like him, do not let him go. He is the best!
Girl 1: I just met this guy and he is a total 10. Sweet, kind, caring, and sexy!

Girl 2: Sounds like John David Talley. He is the best!
by Abstract Sounds September 4, 2022
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David

A person who makes up their own definitions of what words mean.
Stop being such a David, that word doesn't mean that at all!
by PurpleMelon81 May 28, 2021
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David

David a person that never wants to take his car out , goes to church on sundays “ ill see wusup” means ( he’s not showing up ) . Has a little bit of dj caution vibes to him
David is a man of god
by Cpteee November 22, 2021
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