when a woman from west lothian rubs melted chocolate orange all over her std magnet vagina. a man then inserts his hallapeno into her vulva and he contracts her chocolate std then adam robertson squirts all over his triple cheesy cervix
im such a hairy west lothian happy ending i eat shit
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West Virginia Mouse Trap

When you are driving with your toothless sister and she is giving road head, the steering wheel is lowered effectively trapping her head in your crotch like a mouse in a trap.
by Ridge Reaper March 11, 2021
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West Virginia Grand Slam

The act of filling her main 3 holes with cum and then slapping her in the face with your penis afterwards.
“I did a West Virginia Grand Slam to her the other day.”
by TheBangerOfMothers April 12, 2025
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Kush King of the West

"I just witnessed a public preaching (concert) from the Kush King Of The West Himself!"
by gigawawa July 24, 2016
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Jacob West

The best boyfriend there ever is, he must fall under the following categories:
British
Blonde
Tall
And polite
The average Jacob is certainly NOT average and a one of a kind nerd, often obsessed with neuroscience
Jules: “look at my boyfriend!”
Bess: “DANM?!?! YOU PULLED THAT?!?!, he must be a Jacob West”
by Iamtotallynotashark March 3, 2024
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An artificial death in the west is when she shoots pussy through your chest and you die.
Person 1: hey did you hear what happened to Tom?
Person 2: nah bro.
Person 1: he got an artificial death in the west.
Person 2: oh no.
by Thickdickrick June 30, 2023
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