Chris

A 2'5" tall white midget that can pass off as a 7'3" black woman. Has a penis that starts at 1" and ends at 200'6"

Wtf is Chris doing at this party.
dude he's black.

by Lil-Anonysmous April 30, 2019

Chris

Chris loves your mom, and she loves him too.

"why does your mom always keep talking about Chris?"

by BanterBoy 82 October 02, 2022

Chris

He is the pain of Sarah

Damn Chris is in Sara baya

by Qcu November 22, 2021

Chris

Usually short. Very sweet. Also smart. Will help you with anything. Has attitude! Tends to be a smart ass. Overall bestfriend material.

Girl 1: He’s so sweet and smart!
Girl 2: Duh! His name is Chris

by Assiduunaoyee May 28, 2018

Chri

He is a horizontal Cornelius, which is the man of mysterious. Smoking joints in the dark he got money on the side 10k on the line oh yea. 24 hours driving to the Steven, Bay Area hotels expensive. He don’t give a fuck his name is Chri Chri Chri. He got bars and titties scoop scoop scoop mothafucka you see me.

Grip on the Glock (Chri), control the block (Chri)
Flood the whole box (flood) with nothin' but rocks (flood)

by Cela24 May 14, 2023

Chris

Chris the the sexiest guy you will ever meet. He has massive muscles and a great sense of humor. He's great in bed and he always looks perfect and is ready to make you laugh. He normally pairs up with a Charlotte but any cute girl is fine for him.

Girl 1: OMG it's Chris!!!

Girl 2: He's so hot, I heard he gives good head.

by JESUSCHRISTIWANTANAME June 06, 2022

Chris

Working hard and very athletic. Basically a jack of all trades

I want to Chris hard.

Chrissing hard is key to success.

by Crystalbal September 14, 2017