The Golden Herb Rule

Modeled after Aristotle’s “Golden Mean” of taking the middle path and avoiding extremes in situations.

The Golden Herb Rule is used to asses how much cannabis one should consume in one session.

The idea is to smoke the right amount of cannabis that allows you to accomplish your goals and stay motivated.

A tool for the successful stoner in the 21st century.
Ay bro you trying to hit this?”

“Nah man, I’m following the golden herb rule so I don’t smoke too much, get lazy, and don’t end up studying.”
by joshuatrees21 April 15, 2023
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Snapchat rule book

1) don't just send pictures of random things and blank screens. Show your face
2) don't be gay
3) save your hoes names wisely
by Realdeal777 December 20, 2016
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3-second rules

The rules made by poor persons. It means when you're temptin' to eat the food you've dropped on the floor, just in 3 seconds is okay. But as you know, it is proved that bacterias gather to that food just in 0.3 second quick.
My friend believed the 3-second rules and once ate the gummybear on the floor. He rekt out.
by maximgaren July 12, 2020
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Twelve Hour Rule

When you have finally reached the point in life where you can eat things after multiple hours and only feel slightly like a gross ass bitch.
Dylan used the twelve hour rule with his ramen.
by Dylan'sKeeper September 01, 2016
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Minecraft Rule 34

Pornographic images/ videos of the game "Minecraft"
I love watching Minecraft Rule 34.
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DJ rule 34

Porn videos involving a DJ attempting to shove items such as cords, CDs, records, mixing consoles, turntables and knobs up their asshole with a big metal pole.
My favorite DJ just recorded a DJ rule 34 video, I wanna cry
by pepsi anal May 25, 2022
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5 year rule

Like the 5 second rule for food landing on the floor, or the 5 minute rule for leaving class when a teacher is late the 5 year rule is time frame after the wedding to have a bachelor or bachelorette party if said party didn't occur or was so lame that it isn't even worth a mention.
Married guy: Aargh! My bachelor party 4 years ago was crap... wish I could have done it properly.

Good friend: Brrrooo! 5 year rule! We throw you a bitching party this weekend! It's going to be the shit!!!

Now happily married guy: Yeeeeaaahhh!
by notsoslick January 07, 2019
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