Facebook Fifth

Something you don't want to say on the Facebook Wall that might incriminate you

as you reply to someone's comments, " I'll plead the Facebook Fifth on what I did in high school!"

by Gr00vnSEE January 1, 2012

facebook stress

Stress brought on by your facebook friends posting comments on their wall which have no intent other than to cause you to worry, wonder, or otherwise stress out about the full story. Usually the poster has no intention to clarify or provide additional context, thereby increasing the stress caused.

My cousin posted a comment that said, "Just when I was beginning to trust again, I get let down." It caused major Facebook stress.

by Micah A. May 31, 2014

Bizarro Facebook

Every new layout that Facebook changes to is called the "Bizarro Facebook," as each new layout is less familiar than the original Facebook layout. This is, of course, in reference to a series of comic books produced by DC comics.

Today, February 9th 2010, Facebook updated to a new layout, which is the current "Bizarro Facebook." It has already confused several thousand account holders, and it's only been an hour. Among these confusions...

Where did my 'wall' go?

Where are all of my 'friends?'

Does this go here?

Facebook... if you're going to change, be applicable.

by Indiana_Dan_87 February 9, 2010

facebook screwing

When someone comments on something and the person above them deletes their comment to make them look stupid.

....
Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 2- Wow that picture sucks
Guy 1- Fag^

After facebook screwing

Guy 1-You look great ;)
Guy 1- Fag^

by Dankap March 24, 2011

Facebook excitement

The excitement you get when you creep someone one facebook and see them in real life without personally knowing them.
Usually doesn't go nice and smoothly as you planned

Creep: OMG ARE YOU MARK ZUCKERBERG???
Mark: Umm no who are you?
Creep: sorry, facebook excitement

by Krizzly420 October 3, 2011

Facebook whore

The feeling one gets when excessively posting comments on a lot of friend's photos, videos, etc. Can be used with any excessive Facebook interaction.

"Man, Tyler is such a Facebook whore, he comments and likes every single post of his friends."

"Yeah. Yesterday he liked a cooking video that I posted for my mother."

by HubbyNight September 17, 2011

Facebook Fibber

A person who lies on there Facebook status/info/comments to make his or her life seem more interesting.

Molly's Status: going to the movies tomorrow! what should i see?

Molly's Sister: you aren't going to the movies! we have to go to a wedding. Gosh you're such a Facebook Fibber.

by Andi412 June 22, 2010