Riki Snake

A weiner at half-mast or a semi-erect boner. As Boyz II Men noted in their classic jam, Motownphilly, it's not too hard, not too soft.

Dude, I was doing sit-ups yesterday in really loose boxers, and I totally got a riki snake.

by Telemok Chedar November 6, 2012

Crum Snake

A person notoriouslly known to only come around to crash smoke sessions. Also, attempts to incuspiculously steal part of the bowl during session in a pretentious way.

Don't be loud about our session the Crum Snake as lurking around and I don't want him in on it, plus I've seen him pour the bowl onto his watch.

by JustDontGiveAF October 26, 2009

snake tip

Snake tip is a disease in which the prostate has two protrusions that fork out like a snakes tongue

OH NO DUDE I HAVE SNAKE TIP!!!

by The_dirty_nibbler9000 February 28, 2024

snake

a fake person, commonly used in sentences or phrases like, "she's a snake" "🐍"

" such a fake person, she's a snake, ain't fucking with 🐍🐍🐍 bruh"

by rapun$elth0t September 7, 2017

Snake

Someone who goes behind your back and spreads rumors/trash talks/tell secrets. They act like they're your friend but wait for the right moment to pounce and hurt you.

Person 1: Hey did you hear about what Jack said about Jack?
Person 2: Don't trust what Jack says, he's a snake and a liar.

by fehosjdnfsfd October 21, 2019

western brown snake

When your child finds animal feces in a public sandbox.

" I took my babies to the park yesterday and the youngest brought me a Western Brown Snake!"

by SuZp3Kt January 14, 2020

Red snakes

When you have really bad diarrhea, to which burns while coming out and the "excrement" is brown/red colour.

James: "Fucking hell mate, I was on the bog last night and I had red snakes

Dave: "Sounds rough"

by kjdfshfkldsflkhsdkf August 8, 2020