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ride myself

Slang for marturbation. I myself am not quite sure how it works to "ride oneself" but apparently (according to the male population) it has connotations of a sexual nature
BJ: Who do you ride on the bus?
RER: I ride myself

BJ: haha then what ;)
by OperaSinger9PM August 7, 2016
mugGet the ride myselfmug.

large ride

A Large Tractor-Trailer Truck (semi) Usually a peterbilt, kenworth, western star, or any semi with a longer than average wheelbase.
"Jimbob's not taking the fleet truck, he's taking the large ride to juarez."
by Bay Area Mobster February 28, 2012
mugGet the large ridemug.

Chair Riding

An extreme sport, the act of leaning your chair on two (or even one) leg and trying to keep it from collapsing under you, without touching anything other than the chair. The best results are acheieved while listening to music and rocking with the music without tumbling.

For an added challenge you can try while drunk, having someone sitting on your knee or while sitting on a swivel chair.
Dave managed chair riding for 3 minutes listening to that song, he's one serious rider...

"...Yeah James split his forehead on his wardrobe last week, he was trying to ride his office chair on one leg..."
by Xit August 31, 2008
mugGet the Chair Ridingmug.

ride em up

To ride rims of any kind like you a true pimp.
Thug #1: Ay cuzzo, check out these new rims!

Thug #2: Uh-oh, Uh-oh! I see you pimpin'! Gon ride em up!!
by gangstathug12 May 11, 2008
mugGet the ride em upmug.

magic office ride

Unlike a magic carpet ride, the magic office ride sucks. It is a sarcastic term for being called into your boss' office and repremanded.
Kate: GDI this is the third time this week I took the magic office ride. I'm about to quit this job >:(
by h8 the magic office ride February 7, 2010
mugGet the magic office ridemug.

Bucket ride

Ally and Broden bucket ride.
by …….@.@.@… September 17, 2021
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