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Jacob

Jacob is a complete fucking peice of shit who is nothing more than a ditwit idiot. But sometimes he's pretty cool.
Jacob's a shithead but cool when you get to know him
by Frankendorf April 12, 2019
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Jacob

by Bobbihdivk May 25, 2022
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Jacob

hahaha you are such a Jacob haha lol hit or miss I guess they never miss huh
by Julie Leo December 9, 2018
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Jacob Renner

A man who is the best precision machinist in the world. Always rolls coal and fucks big booty bitches every night of the week in his combine as he is harvesting the corn to feed the poor of the United States, a country that he loves dearly. Jacob Renner loves his family more than anyone else in the world, especially his stepsister. He loves Coors light or Keystone beer, the amount of beer he consumes is the stuff of legend. He loves to drive fast in the F-250 flatbed truck that makes all the girl's panties drop at the sight of him rolling coal. Uttering the phrase 7.3 Liter is enough for any man to drop to his knees and pray that you may be saved by the reckoning that will come. However, Jacob is considered a closeted homosexual by some as he drove with only red tractors this harvest even though John Deere is the meta.
Jacob Renner rolls coal on his way home after eradicating all Chevy's, Dodge's, and economy cars and saving all the children from the burning down orphanage.
by A Real Piece of Shit November 25, 2019
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Jacob Jackson

a person who cheats at uno.

the best country runner (not true)

he's musty, loud, and ashy.
someone ate his last ice-cream sandwich
by DillyTom September 1, 2020
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jacob

a name lazy parents give to fuck boy high school athletes who probably sexually assault women
“Is that Jacob?”

Omg, it is, run!”
by very hot segsy woman September 23, 2020
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Jacob

the gayest kid you will ever meet.
Jacob keeps staring at the kids using the urinals at school
by Jshduxneud February 11, 2020
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