Dog Limit

The point where you have dogged on your friend too much.

John: Dude I think we reached the dog limit on Pat.

by SinfullDelight January 25, 2022

Dog Crip

The Greatest music group of all time, FUCK JALYN HEATER, MJN, PLEXINE AND THE BANDLAB DISCORD SERVER

Have you heard the new jackboy song? It's on the dog crip yt channel!!

by Jaxxer Nation January 30, 2022

Chili dog

When the dick comes out of the ass with shit on it

Weird person 1: why is your mouth full of shit

Weird person 2: Because someone ass fucked me and then afterwards I sucked his chili dog

by Mohammedqueefman January 31, 2022

Dank dog

The ultimate alpha male and will rape its owner every night

Is that a dank dog, yeah he fucks me every night

by Porn shower 22 March 18, 2022

The Power of the Dog

Where absolutely nothing happens. Something very very slow and very very boring.

Have you seen the power of the dog? Yes mate, should have been called the power of dog shite. Utterly boring.

by Slim Pig March 28, 2022

Dave Dog

Dave dog. SHe choofs down durrys like its fucking gonna save her life. She once rolled moffdog for his tns when he wasnt looking. Every 5 minutes she goes for a dart in the school toilets but gets caught and suspended. She rolled the principal and only got 3 day Internal. Her and keldog were a thing but then she got rolled by Keldog. She is not liked because she grew up in Paradise then move to Elizabeth Downs at 5 years old where she rolled otr for some smokes. she is fucking crazy when its comes to Smokes. SHe once walked around Davoren and got jumped then went straight for a Rage at keldogs

Dont go near Dave Dog she fuckings reeks of Baccy

by kel dog October 21, 2021

Dog of wisdom

Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!

by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022