Dance Boner

When a male randomly gets a boner when dancing with a female (or another male for the gay males). This is usually spontaneous and can happen to some guys during ANY type of dancing. Such occurrences are mostly likely in teen males but can still occur in later years for some unlucky males.
Joey kept getting dance boners whenever I danced with him last night at Homecoming.
by BasketOfFish September 17, 2006
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Boner Jam

When you jam your boner in her ass without loosening it up first. Just jam it in there.
That receptionist bitch is walking funny today. As if she got a couple boner jams last night
by The Trash Man bancini November 23, 2010
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Lady Boner

The feeling that you get in your chest when something exciting is happening. Or when you think about something that excites you. Happens MOSTLY with women. Feels like a bomb is about to go off in your chest.
Before I went on my date, I had a massive Lady Boner.
by Ivana Dick. March 30, 2011
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The Power Of Boners

The belief that if a character (usually in anime) loves someone enough, they can do literally anything; even defy death, logic and/or physics.
(See: Sword Art Online, Episode 14. Kirito uses The Power Of Boners to defy death.)
by shawnDtheman98 May 28, 2015
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boner bend

a guy who is such a big cuntbag he reminds everyone of jacquie
that boy over there is making sydney look like a major boner bend , wtf. *ghetto snaps*
by patriciaisthetits. July 27, 2009
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hells boner

phrase used to express enthusiasm. basically like hells yeah. used when agreeing with someone. originated in northern indiana by a small group of friends. also spelled with a 'z' instead of 's'
"yo, kaz just trey flipped that 6 set!"

"hells boner!"
by c rock September 01, 2006
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Boner Sweats

Tight sweatpants that when worn accentuate the engorged male genital.
Dude, did you see Joe? He has his boner sweats on... awkward.
by Mr. Bitches April 20, 2008
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