Moose Ass

Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right

Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass

by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010

Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.

Whoa dude check out that ass beard over there.

by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009

Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.

Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.

by Sami D December 9, 2008

Olympic Ass

A female's ass in the olympic's which is not spectacular under normal circumstances, but due to the jumping, running and bathing suits form a cataclysmic piece of beautiful booty.

Friend 1: "Dude, I just got a huge boner while watching the olympics with my grandparents!"

Friend 2: "What the FuCK?!?"

Friend 1: "Nah man its all that olympic ass in the high jump!"

by Captain Urbundred October 14, 2008

concave ass

A person who has a butt that is soooooooo flatt it concaves

Amy: " Omg have you seen Jessica's ass? Like I get she is trying to be a skinny queen but she literally has a concave ass!"
Emmy: "A what?"
Amy: "A concave ass yanno it's soo flatt it just reverts back into her body"
Emmy: "Oh gotchu she out skinnied the rest of us"

by userwhooooo May 9, 2018

sophia ass

A girls ass that bounces with every step. Can make a guy very pleased after a big night.

DAMN you got a Sophia ass don't ya

by Tighter than you205 March 10, 2017

ass of the covenant

the golden ass, that booty you chase... for some people their whole life but in order for it to be the ass of the covenant ya have to put at least half a decade into it... think ducky from 16 candles but he doesnt give up... or get laid

P: "yeah so how long you been after this girl bro"
D: "only like five or six years"
P: "... well chase that ass of the covenant there indy... you dumbass"

by blessedbeatnik September 20, 2011