kicking his leg

when you scroll from jude_movie’s most recent post to part 361 (third pinned video) realizing he hasn’t posted in a while

“i get so mad when i see the guy kicking his leg”

“jude are you okay? i just saw the guy kicking his leg”

“it’s time to post jude, the guy kicking his leg showed up again”

by sxy195188m7 May 21, 2023

Polio Legs

The act of binding or tying someones dick to the side of their leg tightly with rope or zip ties and then walking around until they pass out or fall down.

That bitch gave me Polio Legs when she tied my cock up real tight and made me walk to the store. I only made it 2 blocks before I wobbled to the ground. I couldn't feel my dick for a half hour after.

by MajorHole November 18, 2016

Two Legs

A stoner who always carries nugs.

Jersey is the coolest two legs.

by Peenlord April 14, 2019

dude leggings

dude leggings are compression pants guys say they arent leggings but they are. and u can see their ding a ling if u dont wear something over it.

jess: look kayla billy is wearing dude leggings
layla:hahaha
billy: they arent leggings!! there compresssssioooonss

by daddisonweenchull May 19, 2019

scrollers leg

When you've been scrolling on your phone for so long that the toilet seat has made your legs go numb.

...anyway way man, I'd better get back to work, I've got a bad case of scrollers leg

by Goat balls February 14, 2025

Greasy dog leg

When you put crisco behind your womans knee and fuck her knee cleavage.

Gave my bitch a greasy dog leg last night.

by boobyhumps February 13, 2020

Dead leg

Not the same as a Charlie horse- a Charlie horse is a cramp in the muscle and feels different than dead leg. This term is used commonly among recovering drug addicts and others on common medications because a common side effect is a very strange feeling in the muscles(most commonly legs/arms) that is partially relieved by contracting the muscles. This does not work out the feeling as you can with a Charlie horse because it is actually a feeling you’re having, not a physical problem occurring, as the result of the addition or subtraction of unnatural substances in the body.

The heroine addict had such bad dead leg that he couldn’t stop violently moving his legs for hours .

The girl experienced mild dead leg after taking Seroquel for her insomnia and could only truly relieve it by going to bed.

by Nota Heroine-User February 6, 2018