Friend Zone

What you attain after you fail to impress a woman you're attracted to. Usually initiated by the woman saying, "You're such a good friend". Usually associated with long days of suffering and watching your love interest hop from one bad relationship to another. Verb tense is "Friend-ed".

"I spent all that money on a date, just to find out she put me in the Friend Zone(said with eerie echo)."

"You know that hot girl I've been talking to? She just Friend-ed me."

by Skimsy January 1, 2015

Best friend

The person u love so much that you end up hating their guts

why do you always do that best friend?

by Liana and Alexa 04210922 March 15, 2017

Ivaginary Friend

The girl one of your male friends claims to have had sex with after being separated from the rest of your group (boys, crew, etc.) for all or the majority of a weekend night. The rest of your group has no way of ascertaining any information about whether your friend actually lost his virginity or who the girl is. She lives in a big city or goes to a huge university, has a generic first name, no memorable last name, no phone number, and no identifiable social media.

Crew-member A: John keeps going on about hooking-up with his ivaginary friend.
Crew-member B: Yeah, how long do you think it'll be before he actually gets laid?
Crew-member A: With his game, that's the best he'll do for a while.

by goyo May 20, 2016

Friend Hoggin

When a person gets jealous when another person is talking to their friend and trying to get closer to them. Even though this person also talks to other people to but make it so their friends can only be exclusive to them and talk to no one but them.

Person 1: I dont like it when you go to talk to other people and not me.
Person 2: What am i only allowed to talk to you only? But you can talk to your other friends too?
Person 1: Yes now im not going to talk to you and ignore you until you say sorry
Person 2: oh my god why you be friend hoggin

by Anonymous Sushi September 8, 2010

friend-shaming

Act of using friendship to shame another person.

Simon says to his friends, "Let's get ramen." Vincent was not spoken to but he wants to go with Simon. Vincent friend-shames Simon by saying, "I thought you were my friend!" Vincent is friend-shaming Simon.

by lovemush July 17, 2017

Friend Zone

When a girl decides you're her friend, you're no longer a dating option and become a complete non-sexual entity's in her eyes, like her brother, or a lamp

"Dude Tom just found out he's been in the friend zone with Ashley."

"He's like a lamp."

by Cool guy858 May 28, 2014

Best Friend

a best friend is someone who you checkout booty pics with at 3 a.m.

sheriff was mohamed's best friend

by marmotta March 24, 2017