Dank dog

The ultimate alpha male and will rape its owner every night

Is that a dank dog, yeah he fucks me every night

by Porn shower 22 March 18, 2022

The Power of the Dog

Where absolutely nothing happens. Something very very slow and very very boring.

Have you seen the power of the dog? Yes mate, should have been called the power of dog shite. Utterly boring.

by Slim Pig March 28, 2022

Dog Limit

The point where you have dogged on your friend too much.

John: Dude I think we reached the dog limit on Pat.

by SinfullDelight January 25, 2022

Dog Crip

The Greatest music group of all time, FUCK JALYN HEATER, MJN, PLEXINE AND THE BANDLAB DISCORD SERVER

Have you heard the new jackboy song? It's on the dog crip yt channel!!

by Jaxxer Nation January 30, 2022

Chili dog

When the dick comes out of the ass with shit on it

Weird person 1: why is your mouth full of shit

Weird person 2: Because someone ass fucked me and then afterwards I sucked his chili dog

by Mohammedqueefman January 31, 2022

servile dog

A person who sacrifices their dignity and social standing for the sex they’re attracted to. Usually by obediently complying with a series of menial requests.

Did you see Jackson handing out lollipops to those girls? He’s such a servile dog.

Wow Jackson just twerked for that girls tiktok, he just lost all dignity and is entirely servile.

by get_got April 18, 2022

Dog of wisdom

Dog of wisdom

Hi.
It's me.
I'm the dog.
My name is the dog.
Everyone likes me.
I'm cute.
I think i will
bark a nothing now,

*barks*

Who's that.
Coming up over the horizon in my sky.
Who dares?
It's me
The dog of wisdom.
I dispense wisdom
from my mighty
wisdom tooth.
Hi.
What is your wisdom?
Here is my wisdom:
If your ball
Is too big for your mouth,
it's not yours.
That's a good wisdom.
Thanks.
I also know a few
knock knock jokes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Ball.
Ball who?
BallIEVE it or not
I'm walking on air
I never thought I could feel
so free-hee-hee!

by iosihbfsvibfs February 20, 2022