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scrambled egg hair

The quintessential, penultimate atrocious status achieved by only one person and one person only. Only true herpes filled and aids infested hair could look like such a monstrosity. (ohh and crabs)
Can you believe that kid coming into school with that scrambled egg hair? I swear I could almost hear the crabs pinching their claws!
by jesus burrito April 15, 2009
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Scrembled Eggs

Popularised by British furries, the phrase scrembled eggs refers to situations of fear, excitement, worry, or concern, among other things. The phrase is though to have been derived from the word 'scream', as it is generally used in scenarios where screaming would be an adequate reaction.
PERSON 1 : “You are evil and we all hate you now.”
PERSON 2 : “Scrembled eggs.”
by C L G December 2, 2022
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Eggs

Egyptian slang for the slang "bedan", which is slang for lame or annoying, it is derived from the pronunciation of the first part of the word "bedan" which is "beid" ,which translates to eggs in Arabic, so to be more discreet some people say "eggs".
"John is so eggs!"

"That girl from yesterday was eggs."
by Clorox_wipes September 7, 2022
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Egg

A female that has a build of an egg like shape and has acne all over her face and a huge forehead. Generally this is an insult.
Person 1: Did you hear that the girl with all the ache, the huge forehead, and looks like a oval got in a crash?
Person 2: oh, what happend to the egg?
by Football master July 15, 2020
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eggs benedict arnold

1. Prepare Eggs Benedict as normal.
2. Add male ejaculate to the hollandaise.
3. Serve with a smile.
"Yo, Jimmy. How you like them eggs benedict arnold?"
by HaikuScoop December 1, 2023
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Runny Egg

An act during sex where the man ejaculates on his partners nipple
I was getting the best head the other day, but my partner hates swallowing my load, so when I was ready to cum, I pulled out and gave him/her a runny egg
by El Pitoso November 19, 2023
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