If you have this name you're probably short as hell. And you have no maidens... You most likely have a perm and you have little to no friends. You get bullied easily and you're definitely a snowflake. Your ex is emo.
Hailey: Have you seen Sam?
Ed Sheeran: Nah hes probably crying in his bed because he has no friends or girls on his dick.
Ed Sheeran: Nah hes probably crying in his bed because he has no friends or girls on his dick.
by Hailey is Lesbian April 2, 2022
Get the Sammug. Sam is nice but loves to poop. He is annoying but loving of his pet chicken. He has a thing for flat girls but overall is caring.
by JohnTh4tcoolkid December 16, 2019
Get the Sammug. OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHH!!!!!
Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
Get the Sam Altmanmug. Sam is really funny, cute, and adorable. He likes doing fun things, and is always trying his hardest to help people. He may have a difficult life, but he doesn’t talk about his background much. He loves people but sometimes can get upset by people. He doesn’t like losing people, but when he does he is strong about it.
by Samine December 17, 2018
Get the Sammug. Sam is one of the most amazing guys you could ever meet. Sam is so sweet and kind and he is always there for you, better yet when you are feeling down he can make you laugh with his smart ass comments. Sam has the most wonderful blue eyes, and the sweetness smile that he is always across his face. Sam makes you feel great whenever you are talk on to him. Sam is just overall the greatest person ever inside and out.
by :)Leronowich24 November 3, 2019
Get the Sammug.