free hat

when thw male ejaculates with a condom on and the girl takes the condom and wears it like a hat

damn man my girlfriend did a free hat and then her friend came out of the closet and then the last thing i knew was that i was on a threesome

by diego´s friend May 16, 2021

spongebob free run

Free running in a stupid or otherwise retarded way. Usually means fucking up parkour

Man1: hey have you tried free running?
Man2: no I feel like it'd be like spongebob free run

by Gingagon June 23, 2014

Free Range Chicken

A parent scared of letting their child(ren) out of their sight to travel to/from a neighborhood park, friend's house, community pool or walk to school for fear of being reported to Child Protective Services (CPS), or their child(ren) being picked up (abducted) by the police and delivered to CPS. These parents would normally be fine with letting their children be unsupervised for such excursions, but have been closely monitoring the news of the couple in Maryland who have had ideological clashes with CPS and by extension, the police. This case has sparked a national debate as to whether these parents actually neglected their children in any way, and further, how helicopter parenting has raised a generation of helpless children to adulthood (millennials) who now expect the government and society to protect and coddle them, and who are in turn projecting these values onto modern GenX parents.

Dan and Mary are such free range chickens; they won't let their kids walk to the park anymore. They used to be free-rangers.

by Bloggernaut April 15, 2015

for free?

A term describing someone on the internet showing something that would otherwise be behind a paywall, like erotic content. It is most often used ironically when an influencer unintentionally shows their bare feet on video.

Usually being a standalone comment, It found use being spammed in Twitch chats when female streamers would slip up and show something extra.

*Twitch streamer's camera drops, pointing at their 🦶🦶 in all their glory*
Chat: For Free????

by Peco4418 October 20, 2023

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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Free

No price or cost.

Look, there are FREE lollipops on the counter.

by More and More Definitions April 3, 2019

free body diagram

a general solution applies to all physics mechanics questions. whenever a teacher asks you everything about physics, just reply "because of the free body diagram" its indeed the correct answer to the question ;)

Q:why a drone can accelerate upward?
A:because of free body diagram!

by sin gui December 18, 2022