Level 5 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another animal shitting.

I took a level 5 shit with my dog the other day.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 6 shit

A good shit where you saw another human.

I had a level 6 shit when I accidentally left the bathroom door open one time.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 7 shit

A good shit where you saw God.

I took a level 7 shit in a church bathroom once.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 8 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with another human shitting.

You ever have to go shit at the same time someone else does while camping? Lots of level 8 shits I've had.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 9 shit

A good shit where you made eye contact with God shitting.

They say the Pope only takes level 9 shits.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Level 10 shit

A good shit where you ate garlic bread.

I've only taken a level 10 shit once. I'm usually not allowed to take food into the bathroom.

by Kringle_ May 28, 2022

Levi

The Ultimate Gay Lord. Having sexual attraction to any man in the tri-state area.

"Bro he's so gay, he must be a Levi."

by TheRealEpicGqmer June 5, 2022