Jacob is a dick and a fat shit he eats whenever he gets a shot if your friends with a Jacob you better be rich because he will go through your whole fridge in a day.
by Ha I got you December 25, 2019

by evilgoblins69 November 22, 2021

Charlie:"OMG Jacob is so thin will be be ok"
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half
Dominick:"I know right the wind might just snap him in half
by _Emily_hater_123_ May 9, 2022

A person that messes around and doesn't give a lot to the world but why should you care you searched him up idiot
That's Jacob
by Tinymango23 March 1, 2025

he is always a silly goose
by somebody not the silly goose December 10, 2021

Jacob Brady is a guy who’s bricked 24/7 and has a huge boner.
He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
He is also the most nonchalant guy of all time and has good cheddar.
by Fatdonkey42 April 8, 2024
