by Grizzzwaldo May 20, 2021
Get the Hardmug. by theamericanminarchist March 15, 2025
Get the hard countrymug. The type of guy to dream he was in the following situation.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.
He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
He was beating off his micro penis while playing enlisted with a monkey and two Serbians, and because he was too busy jerking off his micro penis to play effectively, he wasn't able to score well for his team. He would often lose 12 squads and only get 7 kills during a match. Because of this, there was one match where he was determined to not be a loser and carry the team. As he was tryharding, he was sweating profusely and then a 6'4 300 pound even sweatier black man appeared in his room, and starting licking off his sweat. And the big black man pulled out his 15 inch bbc, and Hards loved it.
He also sucks at dark souls and skyrim.
by MonkeyManOogaBooga April 3, 2023
Get the Hardsmug. by Jeffs sucks ur moms bong January 14, 2022
Get the hard black bongmug. by vuyctyiytfu February 14, 2025
Get the HARD LAUNCHmug. 
Unblatantly blatant jokes about child porn, especially when stashed in a digital drive. Usually pointed at pastors with questionable personality.
"It's okay Teach, you can tell us the contents of your hard drive"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"
"OOOH MAN WAS THAT A HARD DRIVE JOKE?!?"
by alias33 October 15, 2025
Get the hard drive jokemug.