douche box

A female who tends to date douche bags

"If you date one more douche bag, you will officially be at douche box status"

by jd hol October 3, 2011

hispanic douche

Some bitch who leaves u after the best time of your life. The worst fucking douche bag of the douche species. He also rapes little girls in his free time.

Bruh I told her not too, but she really dated that Hispanic douche!

by Bitch buster March 3, 2019

fuck douche

After a man ejaculates inside of a woman's vagina, she runs to the toilet and pushes it out as much as possible.

Quick, use my shirt for a fuck douche. You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

You better not fuck douche on my stomach.

by UserMKnight September 22, 2015

douche bag

A male with a crude, inflated, or outrageous sense of masculinity, expressed with displays lacking in imagination or taste.

Dude, enough with the tank tops, spiked hair and fake tan, you look like a douche bag.

by gladtohelpout February 12, 2010

douche bag

a complete jackass that has not idea what they are talking about and calls people cut bags

Arron Leubner is a douche bag

by V C is ur ruler August 6, 2011

douche bag

1. a name u call someone whos an idiot
2. something used to clean ur vagina, usually used after ur period.

1. he is such a douche bag!!!
2. my friend looked up the word douche bag on wikipedia and it said a bag for douching.

by xcometxrulesx October 16, 2010

douche-esque

Someone(s) who you think is a complete retard and doesn't know anything about what they're talking about.

My good friends Nigel & Kailey are douche-esque when they correct my grammar on Facebook.

by jenna9887 August 21, 2008