Can

A Can has got the biggest Penis of them all. He is very naughty and will likely Grab your boobs all the time. But be careful when He uses the toilet because you will die eventually…

Oh a Can - i Heard He has the biggest penis in the world

by Nooneisgonnaknow November 22, 2021

You look like you can run forever

A backhanded compliment poking fun at how skinny/scrawny someone is.

That’s a nice truck but “You look like you can run forever”.

by the retarted scholar May 13, 2024

Trash can

It's a can thats a trash, what did you expect?

People 1: Hey dude, What's a trash can?

Me: It's a fucking can that's trash
My older cousin: i raised that girl

by anonymous September 30, 2021

chimp that can talk

the coolest thing that exists or ever has existed ever

Guys, check out that chimp that can talk, he's so cool!!!!!

by chimp that can talk December 18, 2024

Yo can I have dis?

used in terms of endearment

"yo can I have dis?"
"okay thank"

by yourenotmyrealmum March 12, 2017

Opened a can of stew

Extreme defecation in a place other than a toilet

I opened a can of stew in Eric's locker after school.

by Johnny Wankler November 20, 2013

garbage can turkey

The best damn way to cook a turkey. You put the turkey inside of an insulated garbage can with hot coals on the top and around the base. The method is a lot like that of a Dutch oven. Give it 3-4 hours, lift off the garbage can, and inside you've got a delicious, moist turkey.

Try it next Thanksgiving

*lifts off garbage can*
"Now that's a moist turkey"
"Of course it is. It's a garbage can turkey"

by Denverite00 February 23, 2017