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Moose Ass

Moose ass is when you shit in your underwear and dont wipe well, then a day later you cant walk right
Jimmy shit his pants and didnt wipe well, the next day he couldn't walk correctly he suffers from moose ass
by The Mad Hattter May 22, 2010
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Ass Beard

A hairy butt crack. When someone bends over and their butt crack is showing with massive amounts of hair.
by Spiffy McGee February 19, 2009
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Mouldy ass

when you don't wipe your ass & it forms a layer of mould in your ass crack, which smells & makes other people gag when they walk past.
Oh my god the seat smells, the last person who sat here must have had mouldy ass.
by Sami D December 9, 2008
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Olympic Ass

A female's ass in the olympic's which is not spectacular under normal circumstances, but due to the jumping, running and bathing suits form a cataclysmic piece of beautiful booty.
Friend 1: "Dude, I just got a huge boner while watching the olympics with my grandparents!"

Friend 2: "What the FuCK?!?"

Friend 1: "Nah man its all that olympic ass in the high jump!"
by Captain Urbundred October 14, 2008
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dead ass

1. A phrase used to emphasize another word, feeling, or emotional statement; it's typically used by older individuals across the United States to mean "very", "severely", or "extremely" with a specific air of honesty. Unbeknownst to them, younger people are using the phrase in a slightly different way, but the intention is the dead ass same.

2. A phrase often used as a stand alone confirmation to emphasize a truthful statement; it's typically used by younger individuals to mean, "for real", "no joke", or "seriously". Unbeknownst to them, the phrase has been around for a long time and is often older than the individual using it; dead ass.
EXAMPLE 1:
A: "Man, I am dead ass hungry. We need some breakfast"
B: "For real, let's go rustle up some fucking French toast".

EXAMPLE 2:
A: "Bruh, did you end up getting with shorty last night"?
B: "Yeah, yeah, I got them droors; dead ass".
by HONKYSAUCE September 3, 2018
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concave ass

A person who has a butt that is soooooooo flatt it concaves
Amy: " Omg have you seen Jessica's ass? Like I get she is trying to be a skinny queen but she literally has a concave ass!"
Emmy: "A what?"
Amy: "A concave ass yanno it's soo flatt it just reverts back into her body"
Emmy: "Oh gotchu she out skinnied the rest of us"
by userwhooooo May 9, 2018
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sophia ass

A girls ass that bounces with every step. Can make a guy very pleased after a big night.
DAMN you got a Sophia ass don't ya
by Tighter than you205 March 10, 2017
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