father nick

A big, bald, creepy man that likes to slap the heads of others until they go bald just like him because he is jealous of their hair. He isolates himself inside his church until unsuspecting victims fall into his trap were he slaps the shit out of their head until they are nothing but a cowering bald mess.

Yo my next door neighbor got slapped up by father nick

by Billybobbly man tits December 15, 2018

Nick

A man who has been blessed to love a girl named Caity

Nick has lots of lovinnn for Caity

by A super lucky guy November 19, 2019

Nick Foster

Grown man in his early 40s who gets offended by everything and is way too obsessed with teenage girls

"Nick Foster" Ew

by Gabe itch 420 May 18, 2023

Nick

think eric cartman, but actually has sex four times a day WITHOUT a condom, average penis, and drives as if laws do not apply! nick is a kind person, but only when convenient, do not hurt his feelings, he will ruin your life. stay safe

Friend: Hey Nick, your going a little too fast
Nick: I will beat the dog piss out of you, I love you

by maxgetsbotches December 28, 2021

Nick

The drunkest guy that you know. He bowls for fun and drives to Maine just to get some pussy. He often locks himself out of his own house when he arrives home from the bar so he ends up sleeping on his back porch or his roof. He can't spell to save his life and may or may not be bald.

That guy, he is drunk and bowling, also he may be bald, he's a Nick.

by Scoinyers September 3, 2023

Nick

A guy who will have a friend who he will stick to like nobody else as if he was attached to them.

Who is that?
Thats nick with his obsession

by gamerxoxo69420xoxo December 29, 2021

nick

me, my name is nick.
it's a shortened NICKname for Nicholas.

nick: hi i'm nick nice to meet you
*person*: hello nick

by this is my username ig :V July 21, 2024