A Rusty Urkel is when you break wind in your love's face during oral sex and immediately put your finger to your lips, roll your eyes, and dramatically say, "Did I do that," in your best Steve Urkel voice!
Bill: How did you get pinkeye?
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
Ted: My girlfriend beefed me with a nasty Rusty Urkel when I was munching her furry gordita last weekend.
Bill: What did you do?
Ted: I just laughed at her imitation, fought through the smell, and kept on lickin'.
by Dr. Front Butt December 26, 2023
Being or the wanting to become a man whore.
Me; Hey jack, are you a rusty shaver?
Jack; Whats that?
Me; its a yes or no question.
Jack; Ok no.
Me; good. you are not a man whore.
Jack; Whats that?
Me; its a yes or no question.
Jack; Ok no.
Me; good. you are not a man whore.
by OzZyFaN227 May 20, 2011
by John Doe jangles April 26, 2014
Croft (noun)- the space between a male’s leg and scrotum where sweat and other bodily secretions/smells tend to accumulate.
Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.
Rusty Crofts (noun)- the condition of overly irritated crofts due to accumulation of ball cheese, swass, and excessive leg to ball rubbagr causing severe chaffage.
by superhotkarl March 07, 2020
He was real hard up so he gave her the ol rusty Dutch boy because he wasn't going to wait a whole week.
by Thatoneguy30 January 10, 2019