guinea pigs

when a couple argues real bad all the way home. then they prepare food while still arguing hurting each others' feelings like its nothing. during dinner they chew snaringly and fight over ridiculous stuff like buying 600g of plums instead of 500. then they wash the dishes and tidy up calling each other names ("useless whore", "brainless brick") and insulting families. then they watch the news while threatening to end their relationship, both of them hardening out of delusions of pride, honour, dignity. neither one willing to simply change their perspective for a minute to witness the comedy of their scene.

at five to twelve the couples' two guinea pigs start procreating in their cage facing the bewildered, silenced couple. a lot of wheezing, puffing and blowing, stamping and trampling.

by Krkič October 15, 2019

Pig

An Mammal also known as SUS.
It appears mostly in pink colour.

-It also means a greedy person.

Sam NOM NOM I WANT MORE BURGERS!!

Noah Stop acting like a pig!

by Gru But MORE evil September 4, 2021

Pigs

A Walmart parking lot in broken bow Oklahoma was originally called piggly wiggly parking lot and is now a hangout for everyone.

Bro let’s go to pigs.

by Freetayk September 3, 2019

pig

Your mum

The pig was as fat as your mum

by Your mum smells of fresh feet May 29, 2022

Pig

A girl who can eat two pounds of thick cut bacon and not save any for the family who made it.

My friend is a Pig

by Heya potatoes November 17, 2020

sweating like a pig

Heavy sweat from anxiety.

A southern saying that I grew up with, but not sure where it came from. "sweating like a pig, who knows he's for dinner?"

by gayburns7 September 13, 2015

All Pigs Must Die

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

Their trotters are in the mud
They're better off with the Son of God
They had no idea
Not even close, not even near

All pigs must die
This ain't August '69
All pigs must die
Seven on seven, sieg heil sublime

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are really mine

Cover their faces in blood
They're better off with the Son of God

All pigs must die
This is August '99
All pigs must die
The law of the claw will make them mine

All pigs must die
That was August '99
All pigs must die
Their stolen riches are truly mine

by Death Menace July 8, 2023