At least it's not the Cookies

cookies is a replacement for twins who no one actually likes

"I have to hang out with Rebecca tomorrow"
"At least it's not the cookies"

by BitchInRed April 4, 2020

Pink cookie

A nice wet pink bald vagina made for an all night bender

Dang I can't wait for ol Sally to get off and give me some of that pink cookie

by BadRedneckRoy February 18, 2020

Whatever crumbles your cookie

Whatever makes you happy.

A: „I think I‘m more into guys than into girls.“
B: „Cool man, whatever crumbles your cookie.“

by 3ugenw February 22, 2020

Cookie

the most delicious mom to tell your mom when she dies sadly

“mom i want cookies.”
“die mum.”

by yesmaamboygirl February 23, 2020

Cookie Paradox

The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.

An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.

Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??

Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.

Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.

by bonanzapanda February 28, 2020

Cookie Critic

This is just a sugar coated term for gacha whore or in other terms a whale.

P1: I ONLY WANTED SOME PNG WAIFUS MAN
P2: stfu cookie critic

by BruhYeetSkrrt February 28, 2020

Oil Cookie

Oil Cookie is a tortilla that is fried and nothing on it except oil.

Mom can i have an Oil Cookie?

by Pour Yseudonym March 16, 2020