mouth freshner

A nigga with no rizz who trynna hit but can't get no pussy

Jaq: Ayo look at that lame ass mouth freshner

Po: Fr that nigga look lame asf he hot no rizz

by Homie sexual senpai March 17, 2024

mouth plow

when you get hit in the face so hard that it knocks you back a couple feet.

guy: so i heard you got into a fight last night
friend: yeah, i gave this guy the worst mouth plow ever! it was hilarious.

by zxcmega July 17, 2011

unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

where someone flys up in the air and let’s out a unlucky projectile mouth hit poo , where they diarrhoea directory into ur mouth

“Bethany why are you fl-“

AKXIOWMXCLWOFKWL GET IT OUT I HATE EWWW KEODOWKDLWLDWOOXW unlucky projectile mouth hit poo

by officialbumslurper May 29, 2021

King Thistle shut his mouth

When King Thistle eats sticky fudge cake.

King Thistle shut his mouth because he ate the sticky fudge cake.

by Debskelly1985 April 1, 2023

Side Mouth

When someone says something stupid and you mumble a sassy response as you walk away. Usually followed by acting dumb. Wherein you pretend you didn’t say anything and don’t know what’s going on.

Stupid person: Ugh, I’m so broke.

You: (side mouth) Well, maybe you shouldn’t have spent all your money on classes about not being broke. (get up and walk away)

Stupid Person: What did you say?

You: Huh? What? Oh, nothing. That sucks, I’m sorry you’re broke.

by Auto Christian March 12, 2019

Milky’s malevolent mouth movement

Pour milk on your partners head and in their mouth then put cereal in their mouth and then tape a spoon to the penis and feed a second person with the cereal.

I performed Milky’s malevolent mouth movement on my parter last night and she loved it

by SmegNan June 2, 2025

Texas River Mouth

A fictional sexually transmitted disease characterized by open-mouth sores, brown nasal discharge, and uncontrollable salivation. Commonly spread through toilet seats, handling praying mantises, and the consumption of kale.

You look tired. Have you been tested for Texas River Mouth?

by The River Walker October 8, 2020