#GeT Got enough TP?

Said to someone who is whining. TP stands for toilet paper. When you ask if someone's got enough TP or use the hashtag #GeT you are asking if someone needs more TP for comfort, for example to blow their nose or wipe their tears

John: You are always late, always always always and never on time
Jessica: Got enuf TP?
John: No (unfortunately its 2020)
#GeT got enough TP?

by Sir Chivalry July 19, 2021

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got ya

To be loyal and trusted upon

Do trip I got ya

by Struggle10 July 21, 2021

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I got this.

Said by people who don't know what Murphy's law is.

If this phrase is ever spoken in a tense situation, expect the worst.

While chopping wood, 1# axe got lodged in the log.

1# : "Don't worry, I got this."

2# : "Alright, I'll take the chopped logs down the hill."

1# pulled on the handle but broke off the head of the axe and hit 2# on the head with the handle, making 2# drop the logs down the hill onto a nearby roadway causing the nearby car to roll over the logs making it crash into a telephone pole causing the power to go out in the nearby town.

by av9e February 18, 2022

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