Beer wear

some old fat dude who drinks beer all day in his underwear and the majority of his clothes is stained in beer

"Yo dude did you see that guy we just past?"
"Yeah, he's wearing Beer wear!"

by Dickdoodleham May 25, 2015

Beer Bail

To bail on work to go get a beer.

I'm so done, do you want to beer bail with me?

by Sweet Evil June 27, 2015

beer dogging

Meaning #1: Whilst fucking your girl from behind, pour beer on your crank and use for lubricant. (WARNING: This may cause yeast infections).

Meaning #2: I new fad diet in which you only eat hot dogs and drink beer. Common exercise for this diet may include: Sitting around and doing nothing or playing beer pong and hitting on ugly bitches.

"I need to buy more beer. I was beer dogging your mom last night and i ran out."

"Dude i love my new diet! all you have to do is nothing i don't normally do."

by QTIP-YOUR-GURL July 25, 2015

getty beer

My drunk dad's best friend, basically the best friend of ANY drunk person.

Disgust barked at the getty beer across the street.

by SimDevoSlipknot August 30, 2015

Beer Closet

Alcoholism

At 5:55 am, Fred asked the gas station attendant when the Beer Closet opened. She replied 6 am, to which he responded, I can't wait that long.

Fred needs to "come out of the Beer Closet"

by Johnny Bigleg September 12, 2015

beer spawn

A location where one leaves unused or unwanted beer/alcohol in a public location such as woods or bushes. Anyone can take the beer but it is expected that it will be replaced eventually either by the person who took it or by a new person who is looking to get rid of their alcohol.

Guy 1: hey dude we don't have any beer
Guy 2:lets go check the beer spawn for any

Man 1: hey I have all this old natty light I don't want
Man 2: dude throw that at the beer spawn someone will defiantly want it

by Greenleaf3 October 3, 2015

Mortgage Beer

A nickname for cheap beer, like Natural Light, or Keystone. Cheap beer one resorts to buying when they have a mortgage.

Not anymore, now I drink mortgage beer.

Mortgage beer?

Natty Light.

Ah, gotcha

by Luke5119 October 10, 2015