swiss-roll man

A man that preys on two best friends at sleep overs when they have Swiss rolls. He waits till they fall asleep, breaks in and steals their Swiss rolls.

Friend: "Hey, pass me a Swiss roll."
Friend #2: "SHIT! The swiss-roll man stole them again! I'm tired of this bullshit!"

by bestmanstealer March 14, 2019

Rolled Charleston Herald

A turd wrapped in toilet paper.

I was at my friends house the other day and their toilet wouldn’t flush, so I had to perform a Rolled Charleston Herald.

by Daeders June 15, 2019

Wet spring roll

A spectacle at any Asian Bukakke.

Similar to that of a “soggy sao”, when the time is right one gentlemen is nominated as the “spring roll” and the remaining male participants (shemales included) finish their load on the nominated’s Johnson.

How was Chang’s fuck fest?

Ooh Wang Wang got wet spring roll!!

Ooooohhh hehehehehe أ‿أ （＾ｖ＾）

by Focusiodine October 6, 2019

chillin’ a pizza roll

Straight boolin’ while eating a cold pizza roll

I’m just chillin’ a pizza roll with my man Davey.

by Mulpavis January 1, 2018

musty tootsie roll

A person who doesn't hygiene well while and always smells musty and funky. They attempt to hide their smell by using Axe Chocolate body spray giving them a musty chocolate smell.

Austin : "Yo I ran into this guy at the gym, he was smelling like a Musty Tootsie Roll"
Tyler : "Wtf is a musty Tootsie Roll?"
Austin : "Its a person who's always smelling funky and musty with like a hint of chocolate"

by Totes Goatz September 21, 2017

beautiful cinnamon roll

Something or somebody that is very sweet and too pure

A beautiful cinnamon roll too good too pure for this world

by _Glovey.Glove_ July 10, 2016

Kentucky swiss roll

When you put shit around your cock as lube and fuck a girl with it til you cum. The cum is icing and the shit is cake.

Man last night your sister asked for a kentucky swiss roll.

I heard that bitch has a fetish for kentucky swiss rolls.

by Thefunnyman25 July 22, 2016