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Magic Carpet Ride

When you pull an all-nighter at work, then take a taxi to your apartment and have them wait while you shower, and then they take you back to work.
I needed the money so bad, I pulled a magic carpet ride last week.
by frosty dog September 30, 2019
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re ride

When the judge at the rodeo caught you slipping his sister your meat katana, so he makes you ride the same bull again.
After I got bucked off the bull the judge made me go again. Hollering out re ride! So I hollered back I’ll re ride your sister too!
by Badkarmaf350 December 20, 2017
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Ride the camel

When you see a lady with a mighty fine cameltoe usually whilst in a changing rooms and invite her to shag at the nearest possible opportunity. You do not undress her instead ripping and tearing into her clothes until her bulging pussy is revealed.
I couldn't help but ask emma to ride the camel in the changing rooms after i passed a glance at her crotch
by YOUSICKFUCK666 October 1, 2017
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ride wit it

When you found out that that triflin' man IS the father of yo child and you wanna let him kno' you expect a check in the mail in 20-30 business days post-appearance on Maury.
Ride wit it, Harry! Ride wit it!
by bowle'd April 5, 2017
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trick-riding

Edging a massage customer, in the hope of obtaining a higher fee for a longer session
Trick-riding that guy for over an hour, Melissa made an extra hundred bucks.
by Irene Repogle June 10, 2017
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turkish camelback ride

The mother of all wedgies. Give someone a wedgie, lay them flat on their stomach, bend their leg back & hook their toes into the waistband of pulled-up underwear. Not only is this an ultrawedgie, but the only way out is for the 'victim' to pull their underwear even further up their butt to get it off over their toe.
Initiation to the track team was a Turkish Camelback Ride; except for Dave, who got a DOUBLE Turkish Camelback Ride; yup; both feet hook into his underwear.
by PParker July 7, 2017
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sugar cookie sleigh ride

1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.

2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.
Last time I had a sugar cookie sleigh ride I punched holes in the wall and passed out.
by rw3arm November 6, 2017
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