sam

iron golem named spam with tiny penis the mf is a dumbass
imagine an iron gloem with no crotch and a bad temper.. samuel aka spam
by lamuel spaing June 16, 2022
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Brittany: hey Livy did you see Sam’s penis?
Livy: Omg yes I did that shit was like 30 inches holyyy
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sam is gay asf but won’t admit it even though we all accept him for who he is for his pride
sam is a wetty
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Sam is a Lady's man
Women 1: Did you see Sam
Women 2: yeah he is soooooo HOT
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sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
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sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
by airpod user 69 August 01, 2020
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sam is a slaggy fuck he has a tiny cock (3cm) he only cares about himself. he plays roblox because his bitchy mom "SAID THAT MINECRAFT IS TOOOOOOOO GORY FOR HIS AGE" and he needs to find the nearest hole and sling himself off like you would with a bar of soap in a pantyhoe (hes a hoe) he seriously needs to commit self die in the 3rd degree and get 3rd degree burns on his entire body for just being born
by airpod user 69 August 01, 2020
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