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ur mom

ur mom
ur mom is hot
by NateWentRogue August 21, 2022
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Soccer mom

Type G organism, feeds on misfortune of others and it's main habitat is a family van. Extremely protective of offspring
I literally didn't do anything and this god-damn soccer mom attacked me.
by NeggrusMaximus June 20, 2016
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your mom

An answer everyone seems to be giving to any question these days. But Little Kids don't seem to get it.
Little Kid: What's the problem!?
Girl:Your mom!
Little Kid: What did you say bout my mom?
Girl: She's the problem!
Little kid punches girl.
by meh.che.meh February 28, 2010
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Joeseph's mom

is a 4'2 milf.
Hey! Did you see Joeseph's mom?
No, why?
She's a milf and she's 4'2!
Wow
by joesephmomlove21 June 3, 2022
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Tomie's Mom

A bitter bitch who throws rocks at children.
Once a Tomie's Mom always a Tomie's Mom.

Today I ran into the biggest Tomie's Mom.

I was at the bar and I saw this lady, she was being such a Tomie's Mom.
by Tomiesmom May 15, 2018
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ur mom

richard: ''ur mom is gay''

cody: ''yea she is''
by general_retard May 28, 2018
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ur mom

This is used when you're trying to be unfunny asf.
Kaycee: Hi are you hanging out with someone rn?
Riley: Yes
Kaycee: who?
Riley: ur mom
Kaycee: unfunny😒
by baerie12 October 23, 2022
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