May 6th

National Praise any kid name Shawn Day

“Check it out its May 6th which means it’s national praise Shawn day!”

by [ツBlankツ] May 2, 2019

May 30th

Shower with your girlfriend day

Oh man Sydney we should take a shower it's may 30th .

by anonymous May 30, 2024

Shudder May

Love of your life

Shudder may is amazing

by Jubes20 December 23, 2009

Ellie mai

ellie is a fat orange bitch with big fat footballer legs. her eyelashes look like they’re trying to run away and i don’t blame them! watch out this beast likes to pull hair

‘is that the globglowglabglab?’
‘nah dw it’s just Ellie Mai

by obamasbighairyballsack November 23, 2021

May hart the fart

My besteee

May hart the fart is the best

by TheMotherFuckingBeauty July 20, 2023

May 2

National Hate Olivia day

Boy1: what’s may 2?
Boy2: It’s hate Olivia day

by Random_random32 May 2, 2021

May 5th

The Day the most beautiful woman on earth was born

Her name’s Jaquelise aka Jayy💙

1: whens your birthday

Me: On May 5th… its too fire ik ❤️ 🔥

by Jayy4L June 29, 2022